HIGHLANDS – Yesterday around 3 pm a time traveling skateboarder, Rickey Thrash, emerged from a portal in an alley behind Comfy Cow. The 15 year old man reportedly stood up slowly, dusting off his jean jacket as he looked curiously at a young girl riding by on a razor. Thrash began skateboarding through the highlands completely distracted, bumping into people as one man allegedly shouted “hey watch it buddy”.
“I just wanna get a slice of dough,” said Thrash. “Where the hell did all the Pizza Huts in this town skid off to?”
Thrash stumbled into a Pizza Hut express off of Preston Highway eventually, but said it was weak as hell.
“Where the hell is Golden Axe?”, Thrash asked the 24 year old manager taking his order. “Listen old man, just get me a pizza with the works and I’ll get out of here. This place is cashed.”
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