CLIFTON MAN WITH NEW MAKLEMORE HAIRCUT TO JOIN GROUP OF FRIENDS TONIGHT AT HILLTOP TAVERN LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

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CLIFTON – Clifton resident, Cody Weiss, recently had his hair cut like “Macklemore’s” at Derby City Chop Shop this week.  The 28 old plans on showing up to Hilltop Tavern tonight to meet some friends like nothing happened.

“I’m just gonna roll up on the table,” said Weiss.  “I’ll probably call someone on my phone right before I walk in so I can be in the middle of a conversation when they see the new cut.”

Weiss says this isn’t the first time he’s unloaded something new he’s trying out overnight on friends.

“Last year I just showed up with a fedora on,” said Weiss.  “I always wanted to be a hat guy, but it’s hard to transition into that.  I decided to show up to a friend of ours funeral with it on so people wouldn’t be in the mood to question it or make fun of me.  It actually worked out pretty well.”

Weiss plans on really gelling it up and says he may have a few other distractions ready incase the phone call falls through.

“My rent just got raised, so I’m thinking I may get off the phone and immediately start complaining about how my landlords a dick and let everyone know money’s really tight right now,” said Weiss.  “If I can make it uncomfortable quickly, they’ll probably just let me have this new haircut without giving me any shit.”

Frank Thompson
Germantown Times
October 2014

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2 thoughts on “CLIFTON MAN WITH NEW MAKLEMORE HAIRCUT TO JOIN GROUP OF FRIENDS TONIGHT AT HILLTOP TAVERN LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

  1. Ted Laun says:

    What is this Clifton BS?

    Like

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