MOTHER CHEWS OUT HER KID AT DAINTY FEST FOR BEING A STUPID IDIOT

janetJanet Taylor from our story last week was seen walking around the Dainty Fest with her two children Vanessa, 8, and Bradley, 6.  She reportedly called Vanessa a stupid idiot while she was seen leaving the women’s portapotty.

“She was takin’ too long in there,” said Taylor.  “Like a big stupid idiot.”

Taylor walked around having a few beers with friends before again seeing her eight year old daughter being a complete moron.

“I seen her standing by the yellow tape blocking the Dainty Fest playing field,” said Taylor.  “I grabbed her by her neck and explained to her how much of an idiot she was.”

Taylor was seen rubbing off some scratch off’s with a quarter on top of a trash can later in the evening.  Almost thirty minutes passed when Taylor says she remembered she brought her children with her.

“It hit me like that mom on the plane in Home Alone,” said Taylor.  “I started freaking but then I seen my eight year old was throwing a frisbee with this little 7 year old boy.  I went over and called her a stupid slut and told her she should go get checked out with Obamacare.”

Taylor’s daughter seemed to be quite affected.  She walked around holding onto her moms hand looking terrified and confused with most of the adults around her.

“I was watchin’ Dr. Oz a few weeks ago and he stressed how important these developmental years are,” said Taylor.  “I wanted her to know how fucking stupid she was being in front of all her little friends.  I told her if she sassed me one more time she wouldn’t be allowed to watch Walking Dead anymore.”

Frank Thompson
Germantown Times
July 2014

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One thought on “MOTHER CHEWS OUT HER KID AT DAINTY FEST FOR BEING A STUPID IDIOT

  1. braintreetidalform says:

    Unrelated to this article but..I think the picture of Mo’s at the top should be updated to feature the new neon night look.

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